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Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 13
I Scream, You Scream
"Okay Isabella, say 'Ah,'" Doctor Hirano ordered.
"Ah," Isabella said as she opened her mouth.
"Good. The swelling has gone down dramatically. I'll be back to check on you soon."
Phineas and Ferb entered the hospital room.
"So, whatcha doin?" Phineas asked.
"Just recovering," Isabella replied. "But I finally got my tonsillectomy patch."
"We just came by to cheer you up and see if you're feeling well enough to go on with our event."
"Sorry. My throat still hurts like crazy."
"That's okay." Phineas turned to the other boys in the room, Buford, Baljeet, and Django. "Sorry boys. We gotta postpone the Trojan War reenactment." The boys walked out of the room sadly. Phineas turned back to Isabella. "You know, a cool perk to having your tonsils removed is that you get to eat all the ice cream you want."
"Really?"
"Mountains of it. We could have the biggest ice cream sundae ever made. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We just need to draw some plans. Wait, no time for that. You go to Blueprint Heaven, I'll meet the delivery guy." Ferb left to get the blueprints while Phineas made a call. "Hello, Blowtorch City? Yeah, I'll hold." Phineas turned to Isabella. "When are they letting you out?"
"This afternoon," Isabella replied.
"Perfect. We should have just enough time."
Doofenshmirtz's Ex-Wife's House in the Hills Somewhere
"I'm going out, Vanessa," said Doofenshmirtz's ex-wife, Charlene. "Remember, you're at your Dad's this weekend."
"Great, a whole forty-eight hours of evil," Vanessa sarcastically remarked.
"Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, your father isn't evil. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things."
"Was one of those things 'to be evil?'"
"He's not evil. No one's evil."
"Yes, Mom, he is! He has evil schemes, and there's this secret agent that always bursts in, and…"
"I think you're being overdramatic."
"Mom, I'm not! Dad builds evil contraptions every day! Let me check on something!" Vanessa dialed the number. The ringtone went, 'Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.' "Yep, he even has his own evil jingle on his answering machine! Listen!"
Vanessa gave Charlene the phone.
"Oh, hello, Heinz," said Charlene.
Vanessa frustratedly snatched the phone. "Dad, why did you pick up? You always let the machine get it."
"I heard it ring the first time, and I was standing right by the phone," Doof replied. "By the way, could you pick up some blueprints for me on the way over? Thanks, hon."
Vanessa hung up the phone, angrily. "Now he wants me to pick up some evil blueprints for his latest evil contraption." She then got excited. "And once he's finished, I'll have proof! I'll call you so you can see for yourself."
At Blueprint Heaven, Ferb was talking to the woman at the register.
"So you need plans to build a giant ice cream sundae-maker?" she asked. "I'm not sure we sell blueprints for that anymore." Ferb just blinked, but the woman could tell what he was trying to say. "Whoa, no need to get angry. I'll check the back." She checked the shelf until she found a particular blueprint. "I got a yogurt machine. How's that sound?" Ferb blinked again. "Yeah, I don't care for yogurt either. I'll keep looking." After a while, she found what she was looking for. "You're in luck. I found one." She noticed another customer, a girl in gothic clothing. "Now, what do you need, sweetie?"
"I'm here to pick up an order for Doofenshmirtz," Vanessa replied.
"Oh yes, your daddy just called." The woman went to get the blueprints.
Vanessa noticed Ferb just staring at her, grinning a tiny bit. "Hey, how's it going?"
Ferb didn't say a word.
"You're not gonna believe this, Stacy," Candace said on the phone with her bestie. "But when I turned around, Jeremy was standing right behind me. Well, actually he was sitting a couple blocks away, but he was right there." That's when Candace noticed a truck pulling into the backyard. "Stace, I'm gonna have to call you back."
"And that's the last of it," the delivery guy said as he handed Phineas some paperwork. "Just sign here and… say aren't you a little…"
"Young to be using titanium plating and an industrial arc welder?" Phineas interrupted, tired of being asked the same question every day. "Yes, yes I am. I get that a lot."
"Phineas, remember that I'm in charge," Candace said as she came out.
"Isn't that for when a satellite crashes…"
"No! When Mom's at her cooking class, I'm in charge! Now what are you up to?"
"I'd tell you, but then it'd be a surprise. Wait, have you seen Perry?"
Perry was just sleeping elsewhere in the backyard, minding his own business.
Then the floor under him launched him into the air.
Perry woke up and landed on his hovercraft. His hat landed on his head.
"Sorry to wake you, Agent P," Monogram said on the miniscreen. "Looks like Doofenshmirtz is getting sloppy. He sent his daughter right into our sting operation and purchased blueprints for a Space Laser-Inator. We intended to pass him fake plans, but due to a rookie error…"
He turned towards Carl, who was wearing a woman disguise.
"My bad," he apologized.
"The plans he received were terrifyingly real. You better step on it, Agent P, before it's too late."
Perry saluted before flying off.
"Could you give me a hand unpacking this?" Phineas asked Candace.
"I'm not gonna help you," Candace replied. "As soon as I figure out what you're up to, I'm calling Mom!"
Phineas sighed. "Okay, tell her I said hi."
"Bonjour, classe," said Chef Guilbaud. "Today, we're making crepes Guilbaud."
Linda's phone rang. She answered.
"Candace, is everything alright?" she asked. "Well, if you don't know what he's doing, then how do you know it's a problem?"
"Is there something you'd like to share with the whole class?" asked Guilbaud.
"Sorry, sir," Linda apologized before going back to Candace. "Candace, I'll talk to you later, okay?"
She then hung up.
Candace groaned before turning to Phineas. "I'm keeping my eye on you."
Phineas shrugged it off before turning to Ferb, who just arrived.
"You got the blueprints?" he asked. Ferb nodded. "Excellent. Isabella's gonna love it."
Perry arrived at Doofenshmirtz's door and kicked it open.
"Perry the Platypus, you're early," said Doof. "I haven't even started yet. My daughter should be here any minute with the blueprints, though." That's when Vanessa came in. "Oh, there she is. Good morning, Vanessa. You remember Perry the Platypus."
"Yeah, hi," Vanessa barely acknowledged before walking off.
"Why don't you sit in my waiting area?" said Doof, pointing at the area decorated like the waiting room of a pediatric clinic. "Read some magazines? Sorry they're in Spanish. I steal them from my neighbor. You know, evil never rests."
Perry sat in the waiting area and started reading the magazines. Thankfully, he understood Spanish enough to find them entertaining.
"So, Dad, this plan is evil, right?" Vanessa asked.
"Yes, yes it is," Doof replied. "Nice to see you taking interest in my business."
"That's all I need to know." Vanessa called her mother.
Charlene arrived at her cooking class.
"I'm in class, Vanessa," she told Vanessa on the phone. "I have to go now. Yes, I'll leave my phone on." Charlene hung up and turned to Linda. "What are we making this week?"
"I think it's crepes," Linda replied. "But you know, I can't understand his accent."
Play "Busted"
Vanessa took notes as she watched Doof start building his inator.
Vanessa:
I can see the things you're doing
And you think that I'm naive
But when I get the goods on you
She'll finally believe
Candace watched as Phineas and Ferb were building their contraption.
Candace:
She says it's all just drama
But every bubble's gotta pop
She'll see just whatcha doin
And then it's finally gonna have to stop
Candace and Vanessa started dancing and singing together.
Both:
Don't think you're gonna win this time
Cause you better believe I'll drop a dime on you
I'll getcha
I'll getcha
And when I do you're gonna be busted (BUSTED)
Candace:
I don't wanna put the hurt on you
But you better believe me
Both:
When I tell you
That i finally got the dirt on you
You're busted (BUSTED)
Vanessa:
Yeah she's finally gonna see the light
Both:
This is how it's gonna be
When she finds out that I was always right
The two put on cop hats and grabbed some batons.
You're BUSTED
There's a new cop on the beat
And I'm bringing down the heat
My eyes are wide to all your lies cause you're not that discreet
And I don't care what you heard
Cause there's one six-letter word
Vanessa:
It's gonna set me free
Candace:
It's gonna set me free
Starts with a B
Vanessa:
Starts with a B
Both:
It goes
B-U-S-T-E-D
You are busted (BUSTED)
I don't wanna put the hurt on you
But you better believe me
When I tell you
That i finally got the dirt on you
You're busted (BUSTED)
Yeah she's finally gonna see the light
This is how it's gonna be
When she finds out that I was always right
You're BUSTED
End "Busted"
"Oh, Perry the Platypus, it's finally ready!" Doof called. Doof pushed a button. Perry's chair flipped over and trapped him in a cage. "Too bad all you can do is watch as I prepare to launch my Space Laser-Inator!"
Vanessa looked at the inator with excitement. "Wow, I bet that thing is really evil, huh?"
"Vanessa, take a look out that window and tell me what you see."
Vanessa looked out the window to see nothing but a view-blocking billboard. "Nothing."
"Exactly. Ever since that stupid billboard went up, my panoramic view has been completely ruined. I used to have this perfect vantage point for enjoying the delicious misery of others, but after I launch this baby into orbit, my problem will be solved, and I can eliminate all the other annoyances that make my skin crawl, like nature, beauty, and morning talk show hosts. Soon, there will be nothing that can withstand the wrath of Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz!"
Vanessa was dumbfounded by that statement. "Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?"
Doof showed his doctorate. "They don't just give these out to anybody, you know."
Vanessa looked at the price tag. "Anybody with ten bucks, they do."
"That's enough looking. I'd love to continue debating, but I have some pressing business to take care of, like remaking the Tri-State Area in my own twisted image."
Vanessa smiled with glee. "Oh my god, this is worse than I thought! Dad, you are so busted!"
Charlene was carefully pouring the batter onto the crepe-maker, when her phone rang, causing her to drop it.
"Oh for pete sake," she said as she answered the phone. "Vanessa!"
At the same time, Linda's phone rang. She quickly answered. "Candace, this better be important!"
"He's what?"
"Honey, are you sure you're not exaggerating just a little bit?"
"It's not that I don't believe you."
"It's just, every time I race home, I find nothing."
"Yes, I'll be right over."
"I'm on my way." Linda hung up before turning to Charlene. "Teenagers."
"Tell me about it."
The two mothers left the classroom, leaving the crepe-maker to catch on fire.
"Now to launch my creation of terror!" Doof shouted as he pushed the button on the remote. The inator shook for a bit, then created a bowl that trapped Doof, then covered him in ice cream and chocolate chips, with a cherry on top to add insult to injury. Doof was confused. "This can't be right."
Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb had just finished building their contraption.
"Get ready for a giant sundae!" Phineas shouted as he pushed the button. The contraption launched into space. "This can't be right. Let me see those blueprints." Phineas looked at the blueprints. "Oh, these were the plans for a Space Laser-Inator. I was wondering what that thing was for." Phineas gestured to the cannon-looking thing. "That must be the laser. It's a good thing we didn't attach it, huh?"
"Mom, hurry!" Candace shouted as Linda came out.
"Hi boys," Linda greeted. "Whatcha doin?"
"We're just about to make Isabella a nice handmade sundae," Phineas replied.
"Ah, so sweet. Come to the kitchen. I'll help with it."
The elevator finally finished ascending. Vanessa hurried to the apartment.
"Mom, hurry!" she shouted.
She and Charlene entered the apartment.
"See, evil!" said Vanessa.
"Not evil," Charlene replied, confused at the site. "A bit much, perhaps. Heinz, what's all this? You said you were lactose intolerant."
"I am!" Doof defended.
Charlene noticed the remote and pressed it out of curiosity. That got Doof covered in even more ice cream.
"I'm paying you way too much alimony," she remarked. She then noticed Perry in the cage. "And what's this? That's no way to treat your pet."
"Mom, that's a secret agent!" Vanessa yelled. "See the hat?"
Charlene noticed the hat, but that wasn't enough to convince her. "You think forcing him to wear a hat will make me think he's a secret agent? He's just a little platypus. They don't do much."
"Wow, this is amazing," Isabella said. "I was afraid you were gonna go overboard and build a giant sundae contraption or something."
Phineas blushed. "We were gonna do that, but we accidentally built a space laser instead. Ferb, you're usually so focused. How did you get those plans confused?"
Ferb thought back to when he was at Blueprint Heaven.
Flashback
The moment that goth girl entered the store, he could only look at her pretty face and smile.
"Hey, how's it going?" she asked him.
It made Ferb feel warm inside.
End of Flashback
"Ferb!" Phineas snapped Ferb out of his daydream. "What happened back there?"
"I was weak," was all Ferb said.
